pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

annanicolesmithfanblog:

yes 911 i saw somebody reblog a picture of weed

captainswan-17:

squidkitten:

when you’re wrapping presents and the scissors glide

fuck yes

and then they hit a wrinkle and it riPS LIKE THE LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT IT IS